The Best Job in the World

Yin, who writes from Ward 5 in Tanjung Rambutan, would like to know how to get the best job in the world…
When you read what he has written, you would want that job too!

Yin: What is the best job in the world depends on what you want in life. 

But if you want a job where you can write your own cheque and give yourself a pay rise and perks and work the hours you want and also get pension after only working five years, there is none better than being a member of parliament in Malaysia.

No wonder so many donkeys who can’t make it in the outside world become a politician. I use the word ‘donkey’ because of the stupid things our politicians say and do . . . But that’s for another day.

The MP’s package

Let’s look at the “package” an MP gets.

1.   Pension

Many developed countries give pensions to citizens above an official retirement age (Old Age Pension) Pensions are also given to citizens with disability (Disability Pension).

In Malaysia pensions are given to government employees after they have reached retirement age. In most cases these government servants would have served 30 years or more.

Where do our politicians fit in? 

They are not employees. If anything they are self- employed. What is astounding is; they can get a pension after 5 years! There is no age criteria. I cannot see how they can justify that – they have not served long enough; they are not old enough to get Old Age Pension though I can see a case for Disability Pension – mental disability – for many of them.

2.   Pay

The pay of someone employed by the government is fixed according to a scale. Or in the case of the private sector by the company – often according to performance.

The pay of our parliamentarians are fixed by themselves. So they can give themselves a payrise whenever they feel like it. All they need to do is have a show of hands and voilla a few thousand bucks more. Oh some will protest that they should not get it but in the end will take the money anyway. 

Great isn’t it; that you can write your own pay cheque.

Where to find a job like that lah?

3.   Perks

Parliamentarians and aduns get the best healthcare – First Class. Whereas a government employee gets Third Class (unless he is in the upper grade). 

Parliamentarians get free travel; phone; electricity and water. The rest of us have to pay for all this.

4.   Liability

If you work for a private company and you are negligent in handling the company’s money or you make too many mistakes you get the sack. In the case of negligence the company may even sue you. 

How many millions have our ministers lost – from trying to corner the tin market and currency dealings and using money meant for one purpose for something else – the Feedlot Scandal comes to mind.  The list is too long but you know what I mean. Yet they don’t get sacked and they don’t get punished.

5.   Working Hours

The official working hours are short. Parliament sits only a few weeks a year. There are no fixed working hours outside that. The more hardworking ones will work longer; the lazy ones will ponteng. When you want to see them they are invariably tied up in a meeting or has gone to KL to deal with important matters. When you finally get them they can only spare you five minutes before they speed off in their tax free Mercedes. 

We decide

Politicians tell us that they are our servants. That they will listen to us and do what we want. 

Firstly; since they are our servants, address us as Yang Berhormat or a simple Tuan will do. And don’t forget to kiss our hands when you see us.

Secondly; we should be deciding if they get a pay rise or not.

Thirdly; we decide on the perks. If all of us have to pay from our pockets for travel; hotels; electricity and water why not MPs. And they get a lot more money than most of us. 

The truth of the matter is after being elected the roles are reversed – they become the Tuans and you and I have to kowtow to them. 

How do you get a job like that; you may ask.

The basic qualifications

It’s not easy; but here are the basic qualifications:

(a)  Ability to lie straightface. (b) Be deliberately obscure or ambiguous in what you say. They call it Double Speak and politicians are good at it. (c) Be able to promise everything under the sun to your ‘bosses’ (ie you and I) and then break them and say “We never meant to carry them out in the first place.”  

In short you must not possess anything resembling a conscience; have a thick skin and must not have integrity.

These are the basic qualifications if you want to be a Yang Berhormat.

If you are very clever you can even become very rich. If we sack you after five years why worry; you have your fat pension. 

What a job! I wished I can get one but I don’t have the basic qualifications; never mind a degree from Cambridge.

Will a TR Certification do?

(The views expressed are those of the contributor)


By Yin, 

Letters from Ward 5, Tanjong Rambutan



Rebuilding Malaysia


  • Hang Kasturi says:

    Yin, as the saying goes, “many would not believe you, but I do.” I think there is more sanity in your Tanjung Rambutan abode than in Parliament. Perhaps you stay put as the jobs in Parliament are really meant for those with altruistic intent but unfortunately the retards from Barisan Nasional have perverted the dignity of our Parliament not to mention used it to line their pockets. It is disgusting that to date nobody has been jailed or even brought to account. It has just been show arrest with prominence given to the charade or parading them as trophies without any real intent for bringing them to account. Maybe it is to dupe the rakyat that they are doing something. Perhaps Malaysia will degenerate into another failed country like Pakistan, where the mullahs and their retard followers are at liberty to proselytize the retard religion. As they said, the lunatics have taken over the asylum. For me, I have written off my beloved country long ago and whilst May 9, 2018 offered a glimmer of hope but to date, nothing that had happened has fill me with any sense of optimism. You have one wannabe Renaissance man who because of his education that allows him to converse in English somehow bestowed on him that he is smarter than the average majority race from which he hailed from, even opining that it is racist to advertise for a language specific employee conflating the issue of language skills with race. What hope do you harbour for such a country? Despite the netizens of the internet including Mariam and Hussein, this portion of the society has lost any ability to both think and act for themselves. They are looked after from cradle to grave and like a cripple unable to fend for themselves anymore. To compound their problems, they are also misogynistic and irrational race causing untold problems to themselves and those who live amongst their midst. The other races will seek to leave whenever they can and eventually they can see their future in another country down south of them where the religious retards prevailed and despite their potential to be a world economic power, lived in abject poverty and having their citizens sought work as maids and labourers in foreign land. This will be the future as the current new leaders vacillate about the appropriate policies to implement.

  • Job Seeker says:

    Petition that after serving 2 terms (10 years) only can get full pension. If 5 years, 1/2. That’s fair. No more housing allowances, water, electricity & etc. If one moves from Kulim to KL for a job, all these expenses are part of the salary. Can he claim housing, transport allowances from his boss? The answer is NO, so we should not be too nice to the Yang Berkhidmat.

    The country used to have loads of $$ but because we have penipu, pencuri, the rakyat are saddled with $1 trillion debt. If the rakyat must tighten their belts to pay off debt, those YB must too or else just vote them OUT in GE15!

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